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I've learned that you cannot make someone love
you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. |
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I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes. |
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I've learned that it takes years to build up
trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. |
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I've
learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that,
you'd better have a really big willy or huge boobs. |
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I've
learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed
up than you think. |
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I've
learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished. |
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I've
learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. |
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I've
learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the
passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place! |
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I've
learned that 99% of the time when something isn't working in your house, one
of your kids did it. |
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I've
learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too
soon and all the less important ones just never go away. |
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